Top Ten Reasons To Play The Trombone
10. It doubles the flow of testosterone
9. Chicks dig the big cases
8. It's shinny!!!
7. Works as a lightning rod
6. Tastes like chicken
5. Slides nicely when lubricated
4. Scare's away the neighbor's cat
3. Outblows any woodwind
2. No batteries necessary
1. It's the only instrument that doesn't suck